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Cers Time - A Sprinkle Here. A Sprinkle There.



Time for anodder clash of the titans here. Hawks are sitting at 17-16 while the Cers flex their muscle at 17-17. Some say we're getting a preview of the Eastern Finals tonight between these behemoths so get your popcorn ready.


The Hawks are well rested having not played since the 23rd but it appears someone snuck into the locker room with a baseball bat and started beating the shit out of them. De'Andre Hunter is banged up with an ankle but went through shoot-around, so who the hell knows if he's playing or not. Jarret Culver is down bad with NOT covid. Clint Capela can't play because his chicken legs are struggling to support his body weight and Vit Krejci, who I'm convinced is a made up person, is day-to-day.


Cers on the other hand are coming off a back-to-back and just got thumped by the Pels. No rest for the wicked as they say lol.....however those bastards still refuse to listen to me and tank so they'll be playing their dicks off trying to get a dub. Theis and Brown are out for the foreseeable future but who cares....Theis is only good when he's in Boston and Brown has a girl's name, so.....how good could he be?


- Hawks @ Pacers - 7:30

Cers Money Line. Hawks stink and the Cers are addicted to stacking wins. Might as well cash the bet as you read.

Pacers +1 1/2 - If you've got the stones to take em money line you better have the sack to take the points. Hungry dog runs faster.

Under 238.5 - Hawks score against teams that don't try. Pacers only know how to try but can't score for shit, so......

Trae Young Under 28.5 points - I don't know how that little rascal is gonna get buckets tonight. Now he will undoubtedly get some buckets...just not enough buckets.

Myles Turner Over 8.5 boards - Capella's legs are out. Turner's legs are in. Enough said.



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